Sunday, November 12, 2006
I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Wow, what a tiring week.
I could just sleep right now.
Snore.
LOL just joking hehehehe... =]
Wah, i'm absolutely zonked out from 2/6 05 chalet.
Not that i didn't enjoy every day/hour/minute/second of it hahahahaha...
Well let's start from what i owe u guys, shall me?
On who's icygerl, Huda already said it.
As for Frostboy here, he's....
Sing Ee.
Next, for the rings part.
One ring to rule them all...
Bah lol hahahahaha......
Eh, i can't seem to find the magazine now, so i just have to explain next time, eh?
Sorry hahahahaha...
So then, my llllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Friday Nov 3rd Afternoon
I went to meet the guys at Khatib and Sing Ee was wearing this Big Walk shirt that
looked quite nice on him. Eventually met up with xiao hui at amk mrt, talked about
random stuff on the train there. Walked instead of taking bus to marina. Xiao Hui was complaining the whole way when we saw a WARNING: SNAKE IN AREA sign.
Kinda freaked her out i guess hahahaha...
Went to arcade first, played some Time Crisis 2.
Man, was i off form or what, i actually died at stage 3 stage 2 agrh.
There goes my 1 credit out of the window.
Whoooosh.
Ting.
"!##$#@! who da one threw that!!!!"
opps.
Had steamboat at the one Wei An recommended.
I still think the one at the far corner is better though haha.
Chopped and cleaned some crabs with Sing Ee and jia hao.
Woah, Sing Ee was a pro man, helped us all with everything.
Ate and ate till Gary came and joined us.
Ate some more.
And some more.
And still some more.
Till i was the only one eating LOL.
Went arcade again.
Table soccer fun siah, especially when xh and jie ming were playing =]
Sing Ee had a call from home so we all zaoed.
Discussed something important with Wei An on the train.
I hope it would turn out alright...
Fat hope.
Lol you know fat hope and no hope actually means the same thing?
LOL.
It means not a chance.
......
......
......
Went home and had a talk with my father.
I actually thought that i grew up a lot during this short week,
with all the stuff and all. I must really go get my act together...
Slept with worries on my mind.
Saturday Nov 4
Like any other Saturday i overslept.
Planned BBQ for 2/6 chalet and other misc stuff.
I remember being extremely stressed over this period over the planning stuff.
Even more before my exams.
I really need to change.
At night went my aunt's house for chinese tuition as usual.
That night lesson was a short one, so had enough time to rush home and book the bbq
just before midnight. Whew.
Didn't knew Sunday was going to be a really bad day.
Sunday Nov 5
REALLY BAD DAY.
Let's just say i got screwed upside down and sideways and vertically upright all day.
And all night.
But i must say thanks, sis.
Though that was with a heavy and unwilling heart.
But i know i will understand in the future.
Monday Nov 6
Yay. Extra lessons.
Breezed through the lessons.
Physics lesson well...
" Your mine."
" Your mine."
" Your mine."
" Must be pure."
Well maybe mine's not lol that's why im bad at physics.
LOL.
Jumped out of class middle of the lesson to go rush to check in for chalet.
Not without telling Mr Tay/Tey? of course, haiz...
Went back home 1st to pack up one last time.
Dragged my PS2, clothes bag and fun bag to Yishun MRT where i took a
cab with Sean Gor to Aloha Loyang. Cos i needed a over 18 person to help
me check in. Thanks again Sean Gor.
Met Wee Wing and Yee Ching there. They were there b4 me O_O
Checked in and Sean Gor left not before giving lots of valuable advice on the chalet.
Checked the items with Edmund and Brendon and called Management
for missing items. And i'm 100% sure that Bedroom 4 had a fan remote.
Plugged up the PS2 and they played of all games Larry Cum Laude.
Hahahaha LOL.
Kenelm was a pro at getting the girl drunk.
Maybe he practised before coming... O_O?
Time for BBQ.
Nothing to say, i just remember cooking stuff and going off a while and cooking stuff again.
Wei An came later.
LOL and took over.
And you said you wouldn't be the one cooking again hehe.
After the BBQ everyone was either
1) High on fun
2) Sleepy on food
3) All Of The Above
My parents came to check out the place.
Well, nothing amiss so off they went haha.
And do i really look like my father? Everyone has been saying that since i was small
but me and my father dont agree hahahahaha...
Then some of them went to the arcade at Aloha.
I, Brendon,Kelvin and some other gurls then walked there after a while.
Halfway through Lee Zhi Wei asked me where my wallet was.
I told her it was at the chalet.
Then she asked me for my phone as 'someone called and she needed to check'.
So i gave it to her.
I should have known something was going on.
When we were near the pool Kelvin and Brendon suddenly walked behind me.
Then WHAM they pushed me!
Luckily i didn't fall in.
When i thought WHEW, they went WHAM WHAM and
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KAPLOOOSH.
I fell in on the 2nd push.
Wearing my clothes.
And Zhi Wei took down the video!!!!!
Well, you know Brendon.
He and Kelvin have been playing jokes on me since Sec 1.
Well, i sort of floated around until i understood what just happened.
They just pushed me into the pool.
Oh cool... Wait...
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I practically leapt out of the pool and whoosh the two of them took off.
Taking off my slippers i chased after them.
Into the arcade.
It was pretty funny when i opened the door and a whole group of 2/6 ppl gaped
at me soaking wet. I thought i heard someone said: Hurh?
LOL.
I was asking them where brendon was and they said dunno.
I must have been such a sight.
Well i eventually caught Brendon and pulled him towards the pool.
And since i was wet anyway so i grabbed him and went down with him.
Kaploosh.
And Zhi Wei took down the damned video again!!!!!
Well we both got out and caught Kelvin and threw him in too.
Kaploosh X3.
3 wet boys in the end.
Everybody went back chalet after the 'show', leaving the 3 of us alone.
And walking back i suddenly had a cramp in the middle of the road LOL.
Brendon had to help drag me to the side and rest =[
The when resting he spotted yet another white figure.
Told me he could occasionally see this kind of stuff.
O_O freaky. What if it chased me? I had a cramp then LOL.
Went inside after 5 mins.
After drying ourselves i aske brendon whether he wanted to watch
American Pie. He said sure and fell asleep on the bed. O_O LOL?
Rallied the people who wanted to watch it at ard 4 in the morning.
Haha turned out that Michelle Chua watched it before.
In the end the movie started and almost everyone gathered to watch.
Start of movie...
"I was just trying to watch this nature show..."
LOL.
"Suck me beautiful!"
LOL LOL.
"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! WE WILL GE LAID!!!!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
"Like warm apple pie..."
O_O
"Son i just wanted to have a talk with you on masturbation."
O_O
"And there was this one time, at band camp..."
LMAO
"Oh! Stifler's mum!"
LOL.
"I was used. I was used! Cool!"
O_O
And it just goes on...
No, wait. It ended.
LOL.
Comments on show, 9/10.
Very funny.
I recommend this to all young people.
Er, hahahaha maybe not.
Didn't sleep at all that night.
Tuesday Nov 7
Went back to school with Wei An, Michelle, Yee Ching, Chiew Yee, Anuja and Daniel.
I didn't want to pon maths, so did the others.
Some others stayed back though, they were too sleepy =]
We took bus back to AMK Mrt.
Eh, in the bus i remembered waking up and they laughing at me. Why? No idea.
Reached and walked to school.
Changed our minds and had breakfast at opposite school.
I bought a bottle of Snapple and drank it all down.
And that was my breakfast.
We sat at the square table across the bubbletea shop and chatted.
I watched the video of me dragging Brendon into the pool.
Eh, i think i was a tad too much.
Had physics prac first lesson.
Oh and i and wei an told jia hao about some2/6body saying that he was good-looking
but since he doesn't want to know then dont say lor.
Slept half an hour for reccess.
Maths was terrible.
I kept drifting in and out of conciousness.
Then Miss Yeo said that she rather me and wei an don't come then sleep in class.
But that's why we came! We didn't want to miss Maths and let you down!'
Haiz... Promised to wait for Yee Ching and co. so i arranged some chairs in 3/4 so
i could sleep a while. Wee Wing pangseh me!!! Waaah.
When they came and look for me they couldn't find me cos i was sleeping on the chairs
so they couldn't see me O_O hahahahhaahahah...
Sh!t, i forgot to rearrange back the chairs... Sorry...
Went back with choir members and 3/3 guys and 1 daniel.
Took 88 back and slept a bit.
Had lunch at the shopping centre.
The gurls went off 1st and caught the shuttle bus.
I ordered instead of a proper meal i ordered dessert. Honeydew Sago Dessert.
$2. Very sweet and very very very cold.
After eating eat i was practically shivering and clicking my teeth inside the cold shopping centre.
Went out first for some warmth and waited for shuttle bus.
Halfway through Wei An joined us from the MRT.
In the end we waited for an hour for the damned bus.
Reached at ard 4 plus. The rest were already there.
Went to the beach where Brendon and Co. buried the fish they found.
And it was so cute! They actually drew a tombstone around the grave and wrote in big
bold letters : RIP FISH 2/6 2005
And i squashed a cockroach with the sliding panels, it was running around and i trapped it into the corner and i closed the door, so... SPLAT. Wee Wing took a picture of it. Yuck.
Went out to downtown east and walked around. Back at the chalet Wei An was getting hooked on PuyoPop Fever hahahaha...
When we reached back quite a lot of people were sleeping.
LOL Edmund, Wei Qiang, Brendon AND Yoke Cheng shared a bed together.
Well with Wei Qiang around i felt quite safe that nothing will happen.
But when Brendon fa zuo shi, nothing can stop him hahahahahaha...
I and Yu Zheng got hungryand decided to microwave
some food to eat. I took out the otah and went to the living room
to get some papers to read. Went back kitchen and switched on the microwave.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. It went.
We looked inside and WTH blue lightning was coming out of the otah!
I panicked and took the plug out.
We opened it and...
it wasn't otah.
It was Sambal Stingray wrapped in ALUMINIUM FOIL.
Blur us.
The blue lightning was cool though.
BUZZ LOL.
In the middle of our meal Brendon came out and said:
"Yoke Cheng kicked me off the bed."
5 mins later after finishing our meal Wei Qiang came out and said:
"Yoke Cheng kicked me off the bed."
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
But now i wonder, why didn't yoke cheng kick edmund off the bed?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Brendon then tried to sleep on the sofa but Wei Qiang beat him to it.
So poor brendon had to go back to bed to be kicked again haha.
The only problem left was all the rooms were occupied.
The only sofa big enough was occupied.
So i took out the chairs and arranged them again to sleep on.
LOL just like 2/6 chalet last year. Just that this year it was more uncomfortable.
I kept on falling off the chairs and when i fell off the 4th time i had enough and slept
on the bench outside. Sh!t i forgot to put them back too!
I was too tired to feel the tiny rain droplets (dunno whether it was raining or not, maybe it was just the dew) and the soothing wind swept me off to dreamland...
Wednesday Nov 8
I remembered woking for a short while and seeing people walking past me, think it was ard 6,
as it was still no light yet. They must be going for school. I woked up at 11am with the blazing sun shining in my face. Oh boy i missed extra lessons. I would have slept if i went anyway, so there. I and Wei An agreed to 'oversleep' together, anyway we were listening
to teachers' instructions right? hahahahaha... The boys who 'overslept' played
the PS2 til around 2plus when they left in droves. In short they all left, Wei An/Yu Zheng for basketball training, the rest for goinghomesleepeatsh!t purposes. Well and the gurls wanted to eat lunch b4 leaving so they grabbed wee wing along. I declined as i had to clear up a bit of the mess. I cleared rubbish and wiped rubbish when Wee Wing came back at around 4 with drinks for us to drink yay. Then he got hooked on Urban Street Soccer and completed the whole game for me, unlocking the other 6 teams and completing the Turf Wars Mode.
Later at night my parents and my younger sister and my aunt and cousin came so we were not so lonely.I prepared some BBQ for them to eat. I and wee wing cooked and they took
and we cooked and they took... LOL rhymes. Poor us. But nevermine though, they actually stocked up the fridge so we could drink and eat stuff once again yay. My mother, sister and aunt
went home and so leaving four men and a chalet. My father slept in room 2 while i and my cousin and wee wing shared a bed at room 1. Before sleeping we played more Street Urban.
We found yet another cokroach and this time Wee Wing squished it on the floor leaving its guts there. At least he wiped it up later. What happened later i couldn't believe.
With the charcoal still burning they threw the leftover food into the fire and burnt it
to cinders. And they added the cockroach! Burning guts WTH. We threw cardboard, cockroach, tissue paper and leftover otah into the fire. I then put the mess in a box and wee wing filmed
it down. A smoking box. Cool. I dumped it into the bin anyway.
Oh yah, when i was clearing up in the afternoon i found the burnt satay peanut sauce.
It seriously looked like, moved like, felt like SH!T.
I went crazy and took a video of me playing with the sh!t. Oh and wee wing stopped me in time from going even crazier. Yep and we dumped the sh!t into the fire.
Thank goodness my cousin and wee wing won't tell on us and my father was snoring away LOL.
Slept at 3 plus, i in the middle of other two guys...
Alarm set at 6.20am.
Thursday Nov 9
Woke at 715am.
!!!!! WE R GONNA BE LATE !!!!!
Brushed teeth and drank some milo.
When we were about to set off i had to visit the toilet.
Ouch.
We then locked the chalet up.
The journey wasn't so bad, my dad fetched us to school so we were only a little late.
But when we got off the car the first thing we ran to wasn't the classrooms.
TOILET AND MAKE IT FAST DUDE!!!!!
Went into the staff toilets at level 1 as they r the only ones with paper...
Went into L2 as pale as my NCC shirt and white long pants.
And you shouldn't have said that, it annoyed me a lot.
Kept doing my chem, and i didn't fall asleep, miracle.
Next was maths, just 5 mins into lesson i had to rush off again.
Came back after 15 mins and bumped into Jia Hao going down the stairs.
Seems that Miss Yeo sent him to look for him.
And Miss Yeo said something that made me laugh.
Miss Yeo: "Are you alright? Did you fall asleep in the toilet???"
LMAO.
And seriously, jia hao, that comment was really unneeded. Seriously haha.
Finished maths lesson and miss yeo said we could go.
I stayed for xra lessons since i missed wednesday ones.
Thank u Miss Yeo, we are really grateful for your help and understanding.
I actually learnt what the rest needed to learn in 4 periods in just one period!
Yay! I'm not so brain dead after all!
After lesson i waited for my parents to come for parents meeting with Mr Yu.
Saw Samantha with her dad, hahahahaha yeah.
Saw Xiao Hui and her dad too hahahahahah yeah.
Mine went by quite well, Mr Ernest Yu is quite a nice person.
I get the feeling that he's trying to help all of us in this.
And his tips were great, im trying to follow them and am quite successful.
Nice chat in all. I then waited in school for choir members.
Turn out that instead of the six i had expected to come about 15+ in all
actually r going in the end ahahahaha. Doesn't matter anyway, we got 4 rooms,
pa she me ne? Hahahahahaha...........
Took 88 with they all back to interchange and chalet.
My family and my older sister's boyfriend and friends were already there.
Playing Mahjong! Very tempted to go play with with them too but i no money =[
Knead dough for the buns my mother was cooking and set up yet another bbq, a tiny 1 this time.
Went back room to rest and said goodbye to pamela and the 3/3 ppl for their bbq gathering.
After resting a while i played pig with michelle they all. Hannah, Vi Ting and Kai Xin dropped
by and played with us. Pig that is. Hannah became a 7th grade pig and did a forfeit.
Shall not elaborate yet in case she kills me but let's just say she did some jig with
some music of her own =]
Oh the video! Priceless! Too bad i couldn't see t before it was deleted by Hannah... =[
Brendon then came with a bundle of DVDs. Ate some buns.
Went out to accompany them for dinner. Then Hannah they all had to go so farewell!
3/3 ppl then came back 4hrs after their promised time hahahaha...
Watched Last Destination 3. Wow sadistic show. Though the nailgun part was funny and all the guys laughed and the girls were freaked out by us LOL. The thing was, i was eating crab throughout the show and the gory scenes hahaha LOL. And i was laughing at the irony of it.
After the show many ppl tried to get to sleep but we roused them up and played truth or dare.
LOL everybody kena at least once. Wee Wing kena stupid questions like :
"You got wax leg 1 not?" LMAO.
Then Edmund freaked us out with his Truths.
We: Edmund, u got like gurl before in ur life?
Edmund( no hesitation): No.
We: U lying lah! Then u got like guy before?????
Edmund( hesitates): eh, dont think so.
We: (WTH!) Dont think so!?!?! OMG!!!!
Edmund: Hehehehehe...
O_O !!!!!!
Then i kena lame dare, must behave like a turtle, how to act?
And haha Tracie was deprived of brendon LOL LOL LOL LOL...
LOL Brendon had to write his name on the wall. His CHINESE name!
CHEE KIT!
LOL i took down everything in my phone wahahahahaha...
So damn funny...
Then they went out to the living room to play PS 2 O_O hahahahah...
After the game something extremely gay and horny happened.
In order to put what exactly happened i shall try to write down what i remembered...
WARNING GAY AND HORNY CONVERSATION
CAPTURED AND WRITTEN DOWN
ALL PEOPLE INVOLVED WILL HAVE
FALSE NAMES TO PROTECT THEIR IDENTITIES
AS THEY ARE MINORS.
HORNY AND GAY AND OFFENSIVE LANGAUGE.
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Please skip this part as this may be offensive to some people. Otherwise, enjoy!
VENUE: BEDROOM 1
CHARACTERS: HORNY
VERY HIGH
CONFUSED
WHAT THE
REVENGE
SCENE 1
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ALL FOUR ON BED
HORNY AND VERY HIGH AT THE SIDES, CONFUSED AND WHAT THE IN THE MIDDLE
WHAT THE: WHY WE SO GAY?
CONFUSED: YAH LOR ALL FOUR OF US SLEEP TOGETHER.
HORNY: EH CONFUSED U SCARED IS IT? COME LETS DO IT.
CONFUSED: HEHEHEHE EH? AHHH!!!!
VERY HIGH AND WHAT THE: HEHEHEHEHEHEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-CENSORED-
VERY HIGH AND WHAT THE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
CONFUSED: OUCH.
VERY HIGH: WALAO WHO TOUCH ME.
HORNY: U SO UGLY WHO WANT TOUCH YOU?
ALL: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VERY HIGH: U DIE LIAO
(VERY HIGH LEAPS OVER AT HORNY)
HORNY: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HORNY: YOU 2 DONT LAUGH!
(HORNY ATTACKS THE REST)
CONFUSED AND WHAT THE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(VERY HIGH GOES LIMP)
HORNY: OH VERY HIGH SEE ME TOO HANDSOME DIE LER
VERY HIGH: THEY CALL ME NOVA, AS IN CASANOVA.
ALL: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
VERY HIGH: SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
VERY HIGH: LIKE WARM APPLE PIE.
ALL: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(AS THEY LAUGH VERY HIGH GETS EVEN MORE HIGH)
VERY VERY HIGH: AND THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP?
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
VERY VERY HIGH: SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( People outside at living room: Ta men jai shui she ma jiao!??!?! What sleep they sleeping!??!)
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SCENE 2
ALL FOUR ON BED
BEDROOM 3
HORNY AND WHAT THE AT SIDES, VERY HIGH AND CONFUSED IN THE MIDDLE
HORNY: EEEEK! WHY VERY HIGH SLEEP NEXT TO ME?!?!?!
VERY HIGH: COS WE ALL SO GAY.
VERY HIGH: SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
VERY HORNY: I WANT A BIRDIE, IN MY HOLE...............
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
VERY HIGH: SUCK ME BEA-
(REVENGE comes in.)
VERY HIGH: OPPS
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
REVENGE: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
VERY HORNY: IM DEPRIVED!
CONFUSED: HEHEHEHE
REVENGE: WALAO HAHAHAHA STOP IT HOR HAHAHAH
( REVENGE GOES TOILET)
VERY HIGH: SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!
VERY HORNY: I NEED A BIRDIE, IN MY HOLE!!!
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(REVENGE COMES OUT)
REVENGE: OKAY.
VERY HORNY AND HIGH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
-CENSORED-
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(GIRL COMES IN)
GIRL: I WANT TO HAVE A BITE OFF UR HASHBROWN CAN?
VERY HIGH: SHE WANTS A BITE
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOMEONE: SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!
REVENGE: AHAHAHAHAH GOU LE HOR! HAHAHAH
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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END
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Okay u can open ur eyes now.
OMG ITS 430am! I started writing this since 12 midnight!!!!! Hahahahahahaha lol.
gotta post next time, but before that...
Erm those who haven't paid for the chalet or bbq can u please give it to me asap!??! I owe my sister and others a mountain of debt so please pay up soon!
Thanks!
And to those who thanked me for the chalet i am seriously thankful for being recognized for
my efforts. Thank you.
Cha tah!
(Wah very long post)
popiah
12:36 AM
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